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2018: The Year of Taking Better Notes

In Uncategorized on January 1, 2018 at 10:20 pm

Here we have two notebooks that I made from a box that contained a six-pack of Fireside Chat winter spiced ale, made by 21st Amendment Brewery. I hope to take better notes in these notebooks.

As the end of 2017 approached, I began to feel like I had not accomplished anything all year. I was feeling like I had nothing to show for the year.

This was not an accurate feeling. Throughout the year, I continued to be a husband and dad to the best of my ability on any given day. I continued to be a news editor, even traveling to New Orleans one week to do that job. I gave tours at Laurel Hill Cemetery and I made and mailed Really Cool Notebooks to every corner of this country and beyond. I have largely shown up for the various roles and responsibilities I have in my life.

But I did realize there was something that I did not do in 2017. I did not take good notes. Days and weeks passed by in which I didn’t write in a journal, didn’t post any blog entries, didn’t really check in with myself. Which is perfectly fine, except that, as someone who someone who considers himself a writer, I ought to have done more.

Also, I didn’t read much this year. I read one book — the fascinating Lincoln in the Bardo — and that’s it.

Really, though, I read quite a bit. Nearly all that reading though, was online news stories.

Therein lies the problem. In order to try to keep up with a very weird year, I gave myself over to the task of simply trying to keep up with the ongoing saga emanating from Washington, D.C. And Mar-a-Lago. And various other golf clubs.

In short, I spent an inordinate amount of time tracking the activities of our president. But I’m done with that.

Don’t get me wrong. I am going to continue to follow the current situation, and to try to continue to voice my concerns and to figure out what I can do to make a positive contribution to our country and world right now.

At the same time though, I think I need to cut down on my grim fascination with the current resident of 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue in Washington, D.C. And I think I need to recover whatever part of myself I feel has been lost in the shuffle of 2017.

I’m not doing this to bury my head in the sand, but to find a way to be more engaged that simply staring with bemused horror at stories of the latest inanity.

The way forward for me is, I think, to find ways to be more positively engaged in the world around me and in the world within me. And, as this is happening, to take better notes.

If I do start taking better notes — real, pen-to-paper notes, maybe even in the “Fireside Chat” beer box notebooks shown in the photo above, that is — I will hopefully occasionally organize those thoughts into entries for this blog. I make no promises, but I’ll give this a shot.

Here’s to a productive, positive 2018 for us all!


Cassingles Going Steady (52 at 52, #14)

In cassingles, cassette singles, Really Cool Notebooks, Uncategorized on September 10, 2017 at 1:26 pm





Many years ago, cassette singles — aka, “cassingles” — played an oddly important role in my life.

Maybe you remember cassingles. Or, maybe you don’t, as you really need to be of a certain age to have experienced the wonder of the cassingle. If not, an article in the New York Times, published 30 years ago this week, will get you up to speed.

Essentially, the cassingle was the record industry’s attempt to find an alternative to the 45 r.p.m. single at a time — the late 1980s/early ’90s — when the death of vinyl as a means for music delivery seemed imminent. The Walkman had made cassette versions of long-playing records quite popular, and compact discs were rapidly claiming an ever-bigger market share. The future of the single was in the balance and it was decided that the cassingle was preferred over the possibility of the CD single, which was apparently more expensive to produce than the cassette single.

While the 1987 Times story details how cassette singles were becoming increasingly popular, it also notes that IRS records had released a one-off cassette single for “Vacation” by the Go-Go’s way back in 1982. In fact, according to the story, IRS invented the word “cassingle,” as if giving us R.E.M. wasn’t enough.

As it happens, the rise of the cassingle aligned perfectly with my late college/post graduation job at a chain music store, Record Bar, in Granite Run Mall near Media, Pennsylvania. Don’t look for that mall anymore. It’s gone now, but many memories, including those involving cassingles, remain.

I don’t remember ever having a managerial position at Record Bar, but I was good at the job. So good, in fact, that I found out just this week that co-workers called me “the human Phonolog,” for my apparent ability to know something about every song/artist/album/cassingle that customers requested. I do not remember the nickname, but, even today, I would take that as a compliment.

Eventually, my Record Bar responsibilities included ordering a weekly shipment of singles. At first, this order was primarily vinyl singles, but as time passed, I found myself increasing the cassingle numbers to meet consumer demand for the latest Bon Jovi, Milli Vanilli, and Paula Abdul songs in the handy cassingle format. Once the singles arrived, I’d display them in a way that would hopefully attract hungry pop music fans to purchase them.

I had a more-than-passing interest in the cassingle phenomena, because I wasn’t just ordering singles for Record Bar. The week I graduated college, in May 1988, I went to Record Bar and bought every single that was in the Top 40 of Billboard magazine’s Hot 100 chart. The plan was that each week, I’d pick up the newly-added single to the chart.

Unfortunately, I launched this endeavor during what is perhaps the cheesiest period ever in popular music. If you don’t believe me, take a peek at that very first Top 40 chart I bought. (Actually, as I scan that chart, I’m realizing that it is not quite as cheesy as it would get over the next few years.) But my own personal taste in pop music did not figure in this project; it was all about building an archive of the hit music from the era.

I was undeterred. Collecting the Top 40 suited the cultural archivist in me.

I collected the complete Top 40 for a little more than a year before the inevitable happened. A song that was not released in the vinyl format hit the chart. The first of these might have been De La Soul’s “Me, Myself, and I,” or it may have been Sweet Sensation’s “Hooked On You.” In either case, I was aggravated that my attempt to own every record in the Top 40 was being thwarted.

Here’s the thing: while I had no problem ordering the cassingles for others to buy at Record Bar, I was just enough of a music snob to know that I would certainly never buy a cassingle. Quite simply, I was appalled at the utter disposability of cassingles. There was nothing even remotely archival about cassingles: the damned things were essentially designed to be played in car tape decks until precisely the moment when the purchaser got sick of the song, at which point he or she would toss the cassette, with or without its protective cardboard sleeve, into the back seat of the car, where it would languish until, well, until forever, I guess.

No way I was ever going to buy a cassingle.

I handled this problem in my collection by creating seven-inch by seven-inch “certificates of shame” that noted that such-and-such a song hit the Top 40 but was never released on 45.

Thankfully, my life moved on and I got over the idea of collecting the Top 40. Within a few years, I would imagine none of the charting songs were issued on vinyl, but I was done with my Top 40 mission by then. Cassette singles continued to thrive for several years in the 1990s, but iTunes put the final nail in the cassingle coffin.

Strangely, cassette singles again play a minor but important role in my life. Several years ago, I started Really Cool Notebooks, an Etsy site on which I began to sell notebooks made from the front and back covers of castoff record albums. Several months into this side gig of mine, I was down at my Mom’s house, where she and my sister Lisa were having a garage sale. Lisa was attempting to sell her fine collection of cassingles, but wasn’t getting any bites. Suddenly Lisa and I looked at the cassette singles, looked at each other, and exclaimed “Mini notebooks!”

This epiphany did indeed lead me to expand my business to include tiny notebooks made from cassingle sleeves, and, before long, to making notebooks out of VHS tapes. Since I started with Lisa’s cassingles, I began to donate the proceeds from the mini-notebooks to Savage Walkers, our family’s Relay for Life team, and generally speaking, I’ve continued to do this.

While I sell the mini notebooks in a special subsection of my Etsy site, the best place for me to show them and sell them is when I’m vending at a craft show. For whatever reason, people often become giddy as they sort through the mini-notebooks, especially when they encounter a notebook made from the sleeve of a cassette single they once owned, and tossed into the back seat of their car, back when cassingles ruled the world.

To sum up: if making people smile by reminding them of the cassingle is part of my purpose in life, I’m good with that.

For more on cassingles, check out this article in The Onion. And here’s what cassingle sleeves look like when they become the covers for mini notebooks:


Cassingle sleeves, transformed into tiny notebooks!








52 at 52: Getting Up To Speed (Nos. 2-13)

In Uncategorized on September 3, 2017 at 12:10 am

Necessary Metadata

(52 at 52, #2)

Here is what you need to know about this little project of mine. Back on my 52nd birthday on June 2nd, I posted an entry in which I proposed that it could be fun to start a series called “52 at 52,” in which I would post an entry to this blog every week during the course of my 52nd year. I thought this was quite a viable concept and I followed up one week later with the first of those entries.

Then…nothing. I was distracted by the siren song of summer, such as it was. It is not that I became suddenly busy with new experiences and adventures that kept me from writing. I just didn’t write. In fact, I wasn’t inspired to post here again until August, when I was moved to detail the origin story of my love for the awe-inspiring cheesiest Elvis movie of them all, Clambake. That entry was followed by more radio silence.

It wasn’t mere laziness and distraction that led me astray from “52 at 52,” though both played their roles. It was also the thought of “well, who cares what’s going on in my head at 52?” And, “maybe I don’t actually have anything in my head at 52, or maybe I have so much in my head I can’t think straight anymore.”

I thought my “52 at 52” concept had been swept away to the Isle of Good Ideas at the Time, never to be heard from again. But then, I thought: why not do one mega-entry, consisting of a series of microessays/photo ops/etc. that will get me up to speed. Then, once that’s posted, as “52 at 52, #2 through #13,”  I can move on to the weekly entry idea. That idea ultimately crushed the self-defeating ruminations. Besides, I need to collate my summer thoughts and memories, if only to get my brain organized.

So, that’s it. You’re up to speed on my thinking behind this. What follows are the bits and pieces of a summer, compiled as best as possible in chronological order (with the Clambake story incorporated therein). And the occasional photo from a cemetery…



Broken-Winged Angel, Laurel Hill Cemetery, June 10, 2017


Heavenly Intonations and Shakespearean Riots

(52 at 52, #3)


This has been an eventful summer for me at Laurel Hill Cemetery, a 180-year-old National Historic Landmark where I am a volunteer tour guide. Back on June 11, I led a tour called “Heavenly Intonations” — hat tip to Pee Wee Herman’s introduction of the Del Rubio Triplets on his Christmas special for that title — that focused on musical people buried at LHC. While I was researching that tour, I uncovered an amazing, largely forgotten story about two rival actors: Englishman William Charles Macready and American Edwin Forrest.

As these stories often go, Macready and Forrest, both Shakespearean giants in their native countries, started out as friends, then became frenimies before the relationship collapsed in a heap somewhere. This drama was dutifully played out in the newspapers of the day and culminated in an infamous riot outside the Astor Place Opera House in New York City on May 10, 1849. More than two dozen people were killed.

While the Macready/Forrest rivalry was the ostensible cause of the riots, its roots went deeper than that, down the nativist and anti-British sentiments that were running rampant at the time. In fact, about the only thing nativist Americans and recent Irish immigrants could agree on was how much they hated the British.

Neither Macready nor Forrest are buried at Laurel Hill, but Edward Fry, the owner of the Astor Place Opera House is, underneath this worn and broken stone:



Gravestone of Edward Fry, Laurel Hill Cemetery. Note the remaining letters of the word “impresario” to the right of the broken section. A clue!


It was actually Edward’s brother, William Henry Fry that led me to Edward. William was among the first American composers of classical music, as well as the first American music critic, and he managed Edward’s theater. William doesn’t have a tombstone, or it is currently buried underground, but he is buried near Edward.

Knowing nothing about Edward, my friend Dave and I googled “Edward Fry” and didn’t immediately turn up anything relevant. However, after I looked at the stone, and saw that the word “impresario” appeared on it, I googled “Edward Fry impresario” and was immediately led to a story on the Astor Place Opera House, which included links to stories on the riot.

As far as I know, no one has told the story of the Astor Place riot on Laurel Hill tours before. It is amazing to me that a single incomplete word on a beat-up tombstone can lead to a story that sheds a bit of light on where we were as Americans in 1849.

Things Fall Apart, But Fortunately FBI Special Agent Dale Cooper Is On The Scene To Investigate

(52 at 52, #4)

On June 15, my younger son Chris and I took a train ride into center city Philadelphia to see an exhibition on decay called “Things Fall Apart” at the Chemical Heritage Foundation. We had been invited by my friend Alexis, who I met when she was working at Laurel Hill. It was a cool exhibit and I was happy that Chris and I got to see it, as well as to wander around the city a bit before catching a train back home. Here are some photos:



Special Agent Dale Cooper was fascinated the Things Fall Apart exhibit at the Chemical Heritage Foundation.


Christ Church Cemetery, Philadelphia, Pennsylvania, June 15, 2017


A meeting of the minds: Special Agent Dale Cooper at the gravesite of Benjamin Franklin, Christ Church Burial Ground, Philadelphia, Pennsylvania, June 15, 2017.

Father’s Day

(52 at 52, #5)

I have occasionally had a tough time with Father’s Day, since we lost Dad back in 2003. On the other hand, Chris was born on June 18, so every so often Father’s Day falls on the birthdate of one of my sons, as it did this year. While jokes could be made about Chris stealing my Father’s Day thunder, I actually enjoy the years when his special day and mine intersect.

This year, we spent Father’s Day/Chris’ birthday at the Phillies game. As is so often the case with the Phillies these day, if you go strictly by the numbers, the day ended in disappointment. Other than the loss though, we all had a great time. One of the Phillies’ ushers led our section in a “Happy Birthday” to Chris and dumped confetti on his head. In a moment of social media triumph, none other than Kyle MacLachlan liked a photo I tweeted of our trusty Special Agent Cooper enjoying the game.

At some point during the game, we became aware of an odd, rumbly sound that seemed to be coming from outside the ballpark. I walked down to the concourse to investigate and discovered that the sound was The Edge, U2 guitarist, doing his soundcheck for that night’s show across the street at Lincoln Financial Field. I stood there and listened for awhile, as an eerie instrumental version of “Where The Streets Have No Name” emanated from the enormous football stadium.

Standing there listening, I thought about how I’d seen U2, 30 years before, at the long-since-demolished JFK Stadium, right next to where the Lincoln now stands. Back then, seeing that particular show was an essential experience. These days, I still like U2 just fine, but hearing Edge’s lonely guitar wafting into the South Philadelphia air was all I needed in 2017 to conjure the U2 experience.





(52 at 52, #6)

It’s not like we planned to live in the town that plays host to Blobfest every July, but I’m glad things worked out that way. This year’s Blobfest–Phoenixville’s annual celebration of the part that the Colonial Theatre played in the classic 1950s horror movie, The Blob–seemed like a totally rockin’ affair, though I was only able to be around for a bit of the street festival on Saturday. Note to self: get my Really Cool Notebooks act sufficiently together to possibly vend at next year’s Blobfest!



Flat Miss W visits Blobfest!

Flat Miss W Visits the Office

(52 at 52, #7)

Speaking of Flat Miss W, here are some photos from the day Flat Miss W showed up at my office.


(Flat Miss W is my sister Lisa’s teaching project. Photos from Flat Miss W’s travels can be found here, if you are on Facebook.)

Twin Peaks

(52 at 52, #8)



Special Agent Dale Cooper in Philadelphia, June 2017.


Way back in the spring of 1990, I sat in a dark room with my dad and watched the two-hour pilot of Twin Peaks. I went to bed that night and had dreams directed by David Lynch. Twin Peaks has been my all-time favorite television show ever since, and I was cautiously optimistic that the return of Twin Peaks this summer would be a good thing, and not some empty exercise in early ’90s nostalgia.

As I write this, we’re two episodes away from the end of Twin Peaks: The Return, and even though I don’t know how it’s all going to end, I can say that this third season has exceeded my expectations. Maybe after I’ve seen tomorrow night’s finale, I’ll have more to say about it, but for now I’ll just note that this 21st century version of Twin Peaks has got me thinking, and has inspired me in ways that I’ve only begun fathom. More on this after I’ve seen the end and thoroughly absorbed it.

Ocean City

(52 at 52, #9)


For a variety of reasons, we did not get to do a big family vacation this summer. However, Jimmy, Chris, and I did get to spend the better part of a day down in Ocean City, New Jersey. We walked the boardwalk, played pinball machines and Guitar Hero in the arcade, and I ate both a Taylor Pork Roll sandwich and that pizza you’re supposed to eat when you’re in Ocean City. We missed Donna, who wasn’t able to join us that particular day, but it was very good for me to hang out with my boys and to see them hang out with each other. Those sons of ours are good guys.

Origin Story: Why “Clambake” Is My Favorite Elvis Presley Movie

(52 at 52, #10)

Every fascination has an origin story. Here’s the story, as best I can remember it, of the beginning of my fascination with the 1967 movie Clambake, starring Elvis Presley, Shelly Fabares, Bill Bixby, and — let’s not forget — Will Hutchens.

It all started with a toothache. It was the fall of 1986. I was living in Temple Towers, an on-campus apartment at Temple University in Philadelphia. It was getting later in my college career and I may have been beginning to lose the plot. I wasn’t adapting well to apartment life, after three years in the dorms. For several weeks during that semester, Temple’s professors were on strike, leading to massive bouts of confusion, ennui, and general disarray on campus. If I was doing anything other than spending copious amounts of time at the school newspaper office and eating from lunch trucks, I sure as hell don’t remember what it was.

In the midst of all this, my wisdom teeth started to hurt, as my gums began to grow over them. At least, I think it was my gums. I probably tried to ignore it at first, but before too long, I found myself taking the Broad Street subway north, to Temple’s dental school. There, future dentists, presumably under the watchful eye of their professors, would do basic dental work for cheap, mostly for Temple students and North Philadelphia kids.

It was quickly determined that my wisdom teeth had to go. And so it was that on two successive Fridays I again headed north on Broad and sat in a cubicle to have the pesky wisdom teeth removed, two at a time.

After the first of those Friday appointments, I found myself in my friend Greg’s dorm room, in some degree of pain. It hurt bad enough that I took Advil for the first time ever. I do not remember if it helped or not, but I do remember that taking my first Advil felt like a momentous occasion.

Despite that fact that I wasn’t feeling great, Greg and I, and I don’t remember who else, decided to go “where the hippies meet,” according to the Orlons — South Street. While South Street was certainly a hot spot for Philadelphia college kids to both drink and eat — I remember a delicious aroma around Fifth and South throughout my college years, though I never specifically pinpointed the restaurant of its origin — for me, the whole point of South Street at that time was to buy weird records.

Weird records were easy to find in the mid-1980s, mostly because, at that time, “weird records” were not yet the irony-laced hot commodity they became in the 1990s. But, I like to consider myself at least a bit of pioneer in the art of appreciating weird records and places like the Philadelphia Record Exchange and Book Trader on, or just off, South Street were gold mines.

I got lucky that toothachey fall Friday night on South Street. Or, at least I got lucky in the sense of finding weird records, since I scored two key Elvis Presley albums, the soundtrack to Clambake and an odd German RCA compilation of Presley film songs, which included both the title track to Clambake, and his other clam-related song, “Do the Clam.”

My reason for wanting these songs was simple: I believed, and continue to believe, that the word “clam” is one of the best words in the English language.

Now,  by the fall of 1986, I had not seen Clambake, or any Elvis movie. Seeing the movies wasn’t really the point anyway. I was all about the records. But, eventually, I did seek out a VHS tape and got hip to the cinematic wonder that is Clambake. It is my favorite cheesy Elvis movie and I have watched it several times over the years. It always makes me smile.

While I typically don’t plan on watching Clambake — as you might imagine, it’s better when Clambake just happens — I do have two viewings on the horizon. Clambake is playing this Sunday, August 13, at the Colonial Theater, right here in Phoenixville. I’ll watch it again on November 22. That will be the 50th anniversary of the release of Clambake, and it also happens to be the day before Thanksgiving. I hope to spend my time between now and then orienting my life to the point where I can settle in on that Wednesday night with a glass of my “best sipping whiskey” and a special 50th anniversary celebration of Clambake.

Here is the plot of Clambake:

The plot of Clambake is that it’s an Elvis Movie.

That’s the plot of Clambake.

I could say more, of course, but I’m no spoiler.

Now, of course, some serious Elvis fans despise the movie years, and that is completely understandable. But, if you turn your brain down to “simmer” for awhile, try to forget that Elvis was bored silly by the time he finally broke free of Hollywood, and accept that the Movie Years were simply an interlude between the raw talent of the Sun/early RCA records and the mature artistry of the post-“Comeback Special” Memphis recordings, then you’ll probably enjoy Clambake just fine.

In case you’re wondering, before too long my teeth felt fine again, the Temple professors went back to work, and South Street continued on its steady path to become just another haven for many faceless franchises that you can find just about anywhere else. I survived my year at Temple Towers and eventually graduated.

Life moved on, as it inevitably does. But Clambake will always be Clambake, and I guess that’s why I will always love it.


Donna and I, about to enjoy Clambake!

What’s New With Beth and Cliff?

(52 at 52, #11)

The Colonial’s showing of Clambake was sponsored by my friend Beth, aka Modbetty, the creative force behind the Retro Roadmap website and a new series of Retro Roadbooks. Beth is married to Cliff Hillis, one of my favorite singer/songwriters. You can find his music, including his latest excellent EP, Many Happy Returns, here.

Beth and Cliff live right here in Phoenixville. They’re two of my favorite people in this town. Of course, this mostly just has to do with who they are, but that’s not all. We now know many interesting, creative people here in town — some of whom can be seen in Cliff’s videos for “Start Again” and “Dashboard” — and we met nearly all of them through Cliff and Beth. It’s been something like ten years (!) since I first encountered Cliff, when he was opening for the Peace Creeps. Getting to know him and Beth, and others through them, added a whole new dimension to my life here in Phoenixville and I deeply appreciate that.

So, check out Cliff’s music and Beth’s website and books if you get a chance. You’ll be glad you did.

Gone, But Not Forgotten

(52 at 52, #12)


Here I am, my worlds colliding as I sell Really Cool Notebooks at Laurel Hill Cemetery’s “Gone, But Not Forgotten” craft and oddity market on August 25. It was a seriously fun event, though I barely stepped away from my table to see what the 70+ other vendors had to sell. But I did good business and I heard others did the same. I am not sure of exact numbers but I think a few thousand people showed up for the market. Many of them spent some of their time taking tours led by my fellow guides, which is fantastic for Laurel Hill.  All in all a great day and I’m glad I was a part of it, though it was a little odd for me to be at Laurel Hill but in Notebook Guy mode, as opposed to Cemetery Guy mode.

Oh, and that Flashdance notebook you see next to me in this photo? It sold. Because…what a feeling.


(52 at 52, #13)


And, finally, here is Jim on the morning that I dropped him off at his apartment about a week ago to start his sophomore year at college. This drop-off was different from the very organized chaos that accompanied getting him into his dorm last year. There were no other new students or nervous parents around, and just a modicum of emotion was displayed by either of us, but that was OK. Just Jim and me carrying the last few boxes of his stuff into the apartment.

It wasn’t until I was halfway down Ridge Avenue, heading to the goodbye lunch for our department’s intern, that I got a little emotional, realizing that I had just dropped my oldest son off at his first apartment, not his on-campus housing arrangement. It’s a subtle difference in a way, but a much bigger deal in another way. I guess I’m still sorting my feeling on this out, but I’m OK, and I think he is too

With that, it’s time to turn the corner on Summer 2017. On certain levels, it wasn’t the easiest summer ever, but that’s OK. There wasn’t One Big Moment that I can use to tie it all together, but there were lots of little moments, shared among the four of us, or some combination of the four of us. Smiles, laughter, conversation, music. And love. It was all there this summer. But then, in one way or another, it always is.



52 at 52: Week 01

In American history, history, Music/Memory, Uncategorized on June 10, 2017 at 1:44 am

On my 52nd birthday, one week ago today, I contemplated the idea of posting a weekly column here on Dichotomy of the Dog from now until my next birthday. Each column would compile bits and pieces of my handwritten journal that week. Fifty-two columns at 52. Time to begin.


George Washington slept here. No, really, he did.

D-Day, Valley Forge, Pennsylvania

I spent a few minutes walking around George Washington’s headquarters at Valley Forge on Tuesday, which happened to be the 73th anniversary of D-Day. The bravery and perseverance of those who endured the winter encampment at Valley Forge and of those who stormed those beaches in France in 1944 is so self-evident that it almost seems like a cliché to comment on it. But the truth is that it is impossible to imagine just how brave and how persevering the soldiers of Valley Forge and D-Day needed to be.

Think also of Washington and Eisenhower.  Neither man can quite live up to the enormous mythology surrounding them, but these two generals were exactly the men required for the demands of the American Revolution and World War II.

Clearly, we’re living through some weird times right now. It would be easy to give up hope on the promise of the United States. But the stories of Valley Forge and D-Day give me hope that we will find our way through the current darkness and move on from it. But we need to face up to the darkness with a little bit of bravery and perseverance of our own, and do something positive to combat the weirdness.

A Brief TrumpNote

Honestly, I don’t want to fixate on our current president, who is about as far away in terms of character and integrity from Washington and Eisenhower as can be imagined. But, if I’m going to be true to myself in these weekly columns, then comments on Mr. Trump will emerge. But I’ll try to keep them brief. In this case, I read the following in a CNN article on Trump’s reaction to the recent British terrorist attack:

His tweets on the London attacks may delight his supporters, but they raise questions about whether he is besmirching the decorum that is inherent in the Presidency itself.

As far as I can tell, that train, the Presidential Decorum Besmirchment Express, left the station months ago. Around January 20th.

Thoughts on Al Stewart

Earlier in the week, I rolled my uber-geeky 20-sided Mystical Dice of Random Musical Experience and was directed by them to listen to the three albums I own by the ever-so-slightly proggy British folk/pop/rock singer Al Stewart. As anyone familiar with Stewart’s work might imagine, my repeated listening sessions with Past, Present and Future (1974), Year of the Cat (1976), and Time Passages (1978) led to all kinds of deep thoughts and revelations, some of which I’ll share with you now.

  1. The Time Passages album was one of three free albums I received when I used my powers of persuasion to convince this guy named Steve to join the Columbia Record Club roundabout 1979. We used to deliver newspapers together and I cajoled him with the promise of oh-so-many records for just one penny. The other albums were Steely Dan’s Aja and the inevitable Pieces of Eight by Styx. Because “Renegade” rocked.
  2. Even as an adolescent, I aspired to the kind of melancholic wistfulness embodied in the title track of Time Passages. Sure, I was only a 13-year-old kid pining for the days of being an eight-year-old kid, but my melancholic wistfulness would not be denied, and no song from the late ’70s captures melancholic wistfulness better than “Time Passages.” Other than “Disco Duck,” that is.
  3. That extended instrumental passage in Stewart’s big hit, “Year of the Cat”? It’s all about sex. Specifically, the guitar-into-sax solo continues the narrative set up in the lyrics. The guy is feeling like Peter Lorre in a Bogart movie when he meets the girl, who comes from the year of the cat. As the lyrics give way to the instrumental, the guy and girl are ready to spend the night together. Then, as the last sax notes fade, we hear, “Well morning comes and you’re still with her…” Ooh la la.
  4. This makes me wonder how many other sax solos are about sex.
  5. The sax solo in “Time Passages” isn’t about sex though. It’s about wistful melancholy. However, it does occur to me that the last verse of “Time Passages” could be about the “Year of the Cat” couple. But that’s pure speculation on my part.
  6. Al Stewart has a toe-tapper of a tune called “Warren Harding” on Past, Present and Future. I believe I read that the lyrics contrast Harding’s downward spiral while in the White House with the ascent of an immigrant bootlegger. As a guy who is mentally compiling a list of songs about presidents, I appreciate Stewart’s ode to Harding. I also noted with satisfaction that more recent Stewart albums have included songs about Dwight Eisenhower and William McKinley. I am going to track down those songs.
  7. Al Stewart name drops many historical figures. Everyone from Nostradamus to Henry Plantagenet to Buddy Holly to Warren Harding to Thomas More to Peter Lorre. These days I appreciate anyone who is cognizant of history.
  8. Al Stewart’s song “Song on the Radio” is about a guy driving around, listening to the radio and thinking about a lover who is on his mind like the song on the radio. So, if you happened to be driving around thinking of your lover when “Song on the Radio” came on the radio, then it would be your song on the radio. How meta is that?
  9. There is a sax solo in “Song on the Radio,” but I don’t think it’s about anything specific. Sometimes a sax solo is just about being a sax solo.
  10. Al Stewart might be the “proggiest” of the ’70s singer/songwriters, but that might be because of the trippy album covers, particularly the Time Passages cover, designed by the ubiquitous Hipgnosis. Those sax solos are kind of proggy too, in a Supertramp kind of way.

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52: An Introduction

In Uncategorized on June 4, 2017 at 6:07 am

And so it came to pass that 52 began with an empty gas tank. I pulled the Old Jeep out of our driveway and it immediately shut down on me. The warning light essentially told me to check the other warning lights, but I knew what was happening, which was this: the low gas light that had been shining for me the evening before had not been kidding.

In the pantheon of problems that could greet a new trip around the sun, running out of gas wasn’t that big a deal. After all, it happened right in front of our house, within walking distance of a gas station, and a hardware store, which is where I wound up buying a new empty gas can, once I discovered that the gas station did not sell empty gas cans.

An empty gas tank is kind of like a blank slate. I am in favor of starting a birthday with a  blank slate, so my quest to fill the gas tank fit my need for a symbolic birthday morning moment wrapped up in a wacky misadventure story.

Once the tank was filled, my birthday was a pure delight. I drove the Old Jeep to work, where my lovely co-workers greeted me with a Twin Peaks-themed celebration, complete with homemade cherry pie, coffee, a Funko Special Agent Dale Cooper and even a Twin Peaks birthday card. So thanks to Cicely, Maryann, Chris, Dan, and Nate for that!

As it happens, this was one of those occasional years when our organization’s staff appreciation day falls on my birthday, so I spent the better part of the day playing bingo, eating ice cream, watching other people play volleyball, and socializing with my co-workers.

Later, after the workday was over, Donna, the boys and I headed out to the All Star Sports Bar and Restaurant in Gilbertsville, where we ate and listened to my friend Michael play and sing many cool tunes. It was great to have all four of us together to celebrate one of our birthdays and it was wonderful to see Michael and Teri and Marley as well. The perfect end to a cool birthday.

And so it is that I am welcoming 52 with open arms. Why the hell not, right? I could resist, but that just seems silly.

I had a moment of clarity this week in which I realized that I was going to turn 52 and that there are 52 weeks in a year. That has given me the impetus to launch a series of weekly blog entries here, called “52 at 52.” The idea is that I’ll attempt to write some actual pen-to-paper journal entries during the week and, once a week, I’ll collate some of the thoughts contained within those entries into a somewhat coherent column. As the years pass, I seem to return to the idea that having a weekly newspaper column would be a bucket list entry of mine, so I might as well just do it right here, you know what I’m saying? I think you do.

I am not sure what I’ll have to say on a weekly basis, but something will come to me. It usually does. I’ll try to keep TrumpTalk to a minimum, though I won’t make any promises.

Thanks to everyone who made my transition to 52 just swell. Stay tuned.



217 Words about Donald Trump (# 2)

In Uncategorized on May 10, 2017 at 2:58 am

NixonPeople say that we need to fight the substance of Donald Trump’s proposed policies, not his style. While I certainly agree that the substance needs to be confronted, the problem is that, when it comes to Donald Trump, style equals substance. How could it be otherwise when the man has made a huge commodity out of that amorphous intangible product known as the “Trump brand?”

This is why, in certain circles, Trump’s blasé attitude toward American history isn’t considered that big a deal. It’s just Trump’s style, goes this theory, to cherry pick the bits of history that suit his narrative. And if he gets those bits wrong? Well, who cares? It’s not like Trump’s fuzzy interpretation of the Civil War is going to keep him from making America great again, right?

In other news, I recently found the old Nixon campaign pin shown above at a flea market. It struck me as funny and sad that bringing the scandal-ridden Nixon back from the dead would indeed be an improvement over the current administration. After all, the EPA started under Nixon!

But, now, the day that Trump fired FBI director James Comey, I’m seeing the dichotomy of the pin: now more than ever, Trump seems trapped in a corner, just like Nixon was. The investigations must continue.

217 Words About Donald Trump (# 1)

In Uncategorized on May 8, 2017 at 1:55 am

The first 100 days of Donald Trump’s presidential administration have come and gone. I have been relatively quiet. Giving him a chance, I guess.

Being quiet ends for me tonight. From now on, I will be occasionally post my thoughts on President Trump. I suppose my main reason for doing this is selfish: once this surrealistic nightmare is over, I want to be able to look back and see the evidence that I spoke out against Trump and his ideas.

At the same time, I don’t want to spend my life rattling on about Donald Trump, so I plan on limiting each entry to 217 words. Get in, express my dismay, get on with my life.

So, let’s get to it: Donald Trump’s garbling of United States history is appalling to me.  I realize that many people feel that a working knowledge of history is not necessarily a prerequisite for “making America great again,” but I disagree. Trump has not shown any real inclination to learn much American history, and this disinclination makes itself agonizingly clear when he says things like, “People don’t ask that question, but why was there the Civil War? Why could that one not have been worked out?”

Don’t be surprised when I return to this topic. It’s a huge Trump pet peeve of mine.


Living in America?

In Uncategorized on January 28, 2017 at 8:55 pm

I dropped by the local McDonald’s today for a quick lunch. I should avoid fast food, but McDonald’s has a new menu item that I had to try. The Mac Jr. To understand why I need to try this burger, I have to go back a few decades, to the early 1980s.

During those years, I worked at McDonald’s. When I’d go on breaks, I’d often make what I called (at least to myself) a “Li’l Mac.” Basically this was a single burger Big Mac and, at the time, I found it to be delicious. Just the perfect burger, particularly if I wasn’t working long enough hours that day to qualify for a complete Big Mac during my break time.

Incidentally, during my Li’l Mac-making years, President Ronald Reagan was talking tough about Russia. Remember when Reagan joked that he had just signed legislation that would outlaw Russia forever, and that bombing would begin in five minutes? That was cute, right?

While I sampled the Mac Jr. (not bad, but it’s no Li’l Mac),  the muted overhead television was showing CNN coverage of President Trump’s freshly signed travel ban executive order. You know the one, in which people from certain Muslim-dominated countries, are not going to be admitted into the United States. Of course, excluded from the travel ban is Saudi Arabia, the country from which most of the 9/11 hijackers emerged, but also a country with which Trump has done a fair amount of business. But I’m sure there is some other, alternative reason, having nothing to do with Trump’s business interests, that led to this exclusion.

As I watched the reports of uncertainty over which huddled masses are actually allowed to be in this country right now, James Brown’s 1985 hit song, “Living in America” was playing over the sound system. A song that was a huge hit back in Reagan’s America.

This is not some alternative fact that I cooked up to insert irony into this essay. It actually happened.

James Brown did not write “Living in America,” but one of the key lyrics (written by Charles Kaufman, Charlie Midnight and Dan Hartman) notes,

“You may not be looking for the promised land/But you might find it anyway/Under those old familiar names, like…”

Brown then shouts out the names of nine major American cities. Some of which may even be “sanctuary cities” today.

It’s probably worth noting at this point that “Living in America” was featured in Rocky IV, the movie in which Russian boxer Ivan Drago kills American boxer Apollo Creed in the ring. Rocky then steps in the ring to avenge Creed’s death. Cold war metaphors abound.

Speaking of which, Trump plans on speaking with Russian leader Vladimir Putin today. I’m sure that will go well, given that both Trump and Putin are upright, decent guys.

So what’s my point? I’m not even sure that I have one yet, other than thinking that, as much as I did not love Ronald Reagan or his policies–and I will not pretend I did–I don’t think Reagan would recognize the dark, cold, and pessimistic vision of the United States that Donald Trump endorsed this week each time he signed an executive order. This is in no way “morning in America,” and in the end, these actions will not “make America great again.”

Living in America? I’m not so sure that I  am right now.




16 Posts from 2016

In Uncategorized on December 29, 2016 at 7:03 am


A late December evening, 2016. I add a little stronger peppermint to my peppermint mocha, listen to the most recent works of Wilco, Bob Dylan, and the late great Leonard Cohen, and contemplate my year by strolling through the last 12 months worth of entries in this blog.

Earlier today, the editor of the magazine for which I write (ASTM International’s Standardization News), created a list of the Top 16 stories in this year’s issues. This has given me the idea to do the same with my 2016 blog entries.

As it happens, I sat down at my laptop nearly 40 times this year to say something via Dichotomy of the Dog, so I had to stop and consider which 16 entries might be my favorites, the ones that sum up the year. But the 16 that I link to below–in Casey Kasem countdown format–tie my 2016 together about as well as anything else could.

There is a fair amount of introspection going on in many of these entries and I’ll be the first to note that I am not, of course, the first to note these sentiments. But getting all this down in writing seemed to take on extra importance for me this year, and I’m glad I did it.

If you happened to read some of these entries as I posted them this year, thank you! I truly appreciate your time!

Finally, a warning: a few of these entries are silly. But now more than ever, maybe we need silly.

16. Knee Deep in Knee Deep in the Hoopla. The first entry in a ridiculous and abandoned series of entries written while listening to Starship’s infamous Knee Deep in the Hoopla album. Just because I abandoned this idea does not mean I won’t return to it someday.

15.There Is No Way In Hell I Will Ever Vote for Donald Trump. My political statement of the year. I stand by it, and always will.

14. MonkDay 002. My first blast of post-election weirdness.  More weirdness lies ahead, I’m sure.

13. raspberry strawberry lemon and lime what do I care (Happy Birthday Bob Dylan)  Just a quick few lines, dashed off on Bob Dylan’s birthday. I was happy to be writing about a living musician for a change.

12. Too Much Thyme on My Hands. Originally written years ago, this resonated enough with me this year that I wanted to revive it.

11. I Dream of Hall and Oates. I may have offended John Oates.

10. Sunday Morning Beury/Sunday Morning Lorraine. Chris and I visit cool old buildings, take photos.

9. Shiny Happy People Revisited. Or, “Why I’ll Never Hate ‘Shiny, Happy People’ the Way Some Hardcore Fans Hate ‘Shiny, Happy People.'”

8. Row.And.Stop. Memories of my ninth grade typing class, one of the most useful classes I ever took.

7. Bono at WaWa. Self-explanatory.

6. Laurel Hill Tales #002: Augustus Goodyear Heaton. Some thoughts on one of my favorite “permanent residents” at Laurel Hill Cemetery. Author of “The Amorous Numismatist.” If you like this entry, try William Duane, an early American journalist whose story is relevant to our current sorry state of affairs.

5. Oh What A Week That Was. The week Jimmy graduated high school and Chris was promoted from middle school to high school. A big week.

4. The Somewhat Better. Trying to figure things out and learning to live with a life that might not be the “best” it can be, but is better than it was.

3. Kids Take You Places. In which Chris and I visit abandoned spots and I think about other places he and Jimmy have taken me.

2. The Moments. A song by my friend Cliff and the removal of an ancient tree remind me to “hang on to the moment.”

1. Dear Eighteen-Year-Old at the David Bowie Concert. Of all the celebrity deaths this year, Bowie’s hit me hardest. Though Bowie was so much more than a “celebrity,” of course. Writing this just after Bowie’s January death paved the way for everything else worthwhile that I wrote this year. Also, devastating to think that I needed to write this way about both Prince and Merle Haggard this year as well. Don’t let anyone convince you that the death of an admired artist of any sort won’t have an effect on you.

HooplaThon Day 1: Just the FAQs

In Uncategorized on September 12, 2016 at 12:51 am

HooplaThon Day 1: Just dipping one set of toes in the Hoopla.

Welcome to the HooplaThon. You probably have questions. I have answers.

For reasons that I will attempt to delineate, I have decided that for the next bunch of days, I am going to attempt to write a journal entry while listening to side 1 of the 1985 Starship album, Knee Deep in the Hoopla. Then, while playing side 2, I will craft the journal entry into a casual essay on this blog.

Why, oh why, do I want to take on this ridiculous task? Glad you asked.

I have my reasons, the first being as a way to confront a statement that I often hear, but don’t really believe: “Life is too short for bad music/bad movies/bad books/bad art/bad sports/etc.” I feel like this Hoopla experiment is a way to test that theory with a daily dose of Knee Deep in the Hoopla, an album that contains the song “We Built This City,” which often tops polls as the worst song ever recorded.

So my thought was, why not spend some time with this musical product (the use of the word “product” is quite deliberate) that is often deemed “bad” and see what results from my nightly listening experience. Will I find that life really is too short for bad music?

But that leads to another question: Is Knee Deep in the Hoopla truly bad music and is “We Built This City” really the worst song ever recorded? Or do the album and song simply have bad reps?

The fact of the matter is I could be listening to Coltrane’s A Love Supreme every night. Maybe that would inspire some glorious damn prose to come flowing out of my mind. But that’s not the point. The point is: where will prolonged exposure to Knee Deep in the Hoopla lead me?

Also a question: what exactly is “hoopla” and can it really be quantified? How does one get knee deep into it and does one in fact know that they are precisely knee deep in it?

Some readers might wonder: is there some kind of political agenda going on here? The answer is a unequivocal, “Well, yeah, now that you mention it, maybe there is.” After all, has any American year been more filled with political hoopla than 2016? Actually, I am thinking about hooey here. Clearly no year in American history has been filled with as much political hooey as this year. But hoopla is happening too, and we’re all knee deep in it at the very least, whether we want to admit it or not.

Trump is the king of hoopla and the king of hooey as well. Contemplating a Trump presidency awhile back, I realized that I’d rather be compelled to listen to “We Built This City” every single morning for the next four years than to wake up knowing the Donald Trump was president. So there’s that.

What else is this about? It could be about anything really, as long as the tangents wind their way back to Knee Deep in the Hoopla. It’s about spurring me to write every night and its about figuring out a way to avoid the early evening naps that end up wrecking my sound sleep hours later. Maybe writing these entries will be a way to “rock myself to sleep,” as Grace Slick sings, with the help of Quiet Riot’s Kevin DuBrow, on Knee Deep in the Hoopla.

So, finally, how will this work? As I stated at the beginning, each evening, I’ll scribble thoughts in my specially designed Knee Deep in the Hoopla notebook, provided to me by my sponsor for this blog series, Rich’s Really Cool Notebooks. Then, while listening to side 2, I’ll type up the journal entry I just wrote, hopefully crafting it into something semi-coherent.

If there is a point or points to this project, perhaps, it or they, will emerge as I compile the entries. To quantify the project, I’ll add a new Hoopla to the official HooplaMeter (see photo above) with each new entry.

So, join me if you’d like. I hear Marconi is about to play the mamba.


Patrick F. O'Donnell

writer, editor, general wordsmith and scribe

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